Notable Anons
I’M NOT YOUR MUMMA SO CLEAN YOUR OWN MESS!!!!
WHOEVER STOLE MY YOGURT – YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
WOULD JESUS LEAVE HIS BIKE HERE???
You know the kind of notes I mean. The furious Post-Its. The fridge communiqué. The bold-type printouts – with no name attached – lurking in your letterbox, telling you to wash your car, control your kids, leash your dog or generally how you should be living.
SOME OF US SLEEP AT NIGHT ASSHOLE.
XEROX MACHINES DON’T FILL THERE SELVES [sic]
To visit the crème de la crème of anon crud, visit passive-aggressive and take a browse. New York journo, Kerry Miller, curates the collection, and was a great help in assembling my own story earlier this month in Sunday Life - I’m Talking To You.
I’ve just posted that feature under Anon on the right – a story exploring the motives behind these phantom scribbles. Feel free to take a browse, then leave an anonymous response to tell us what you really think!!!!
October 1st, 2008 at 9:16 am
This piece ran brilliant in the Sunday Age BTW and the manically scrawled noted really added to it.
Our neighbours once accused us of writing a note about their noisy pooch that read “Ded dogs bark no tails”. We were so offended we spent the next two years mumbling about them in our kitchen.