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Here’s a teaser extract from the fine spoof-meisters at The Onion. To read more of this literal larceny, and many other exquisite piss-takes, click on the link below this post:
‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Hit Hard As Vowel Prices Skyrocket’
LOS ANGELES—Contestants on the television game show Wheel Of Fortune have been hit especially hard at the podiums in recent months due to skyrocketing vowel prices, which reached a record $600 last week. “I remember a time when you could get an ‘e’ for $250,” 46-year-old contestant Samantha Means said after a Wednesday taping….