Malapropcorn 2
If you think Hitler’s plan to annex Poland was anti-Semantic, then these malapropisms are for you:
“Did you manage to see the 16th chapel in Rome?”
“No, but I did see some geishas in Rotorua.”
“Department stores rely on excavators to get from floor to floor.”
“I was so hungry I gouged myself.”
“Global warming is a political hotdog.”
“The tutor goes on like a blabbing brook.”
“Ballerinas can twirl onstage like tycoons.”