Google Medals 2007
Every year, to mark this blog’s anniversary, I host the Google Medals. While there’s no hard cash or ceremonial bling on offer, the kudos is immense. Candidates are those words, terms and/or perverse combinations that have led to web-surfers stumbling on this site.
Don’t ask me how “spell banjoes” signposted Cassowary Crossing, but it did. So too did “trojan antidote” and “her leg stump”. Yet none of these warrant a top-30 finish. Not when you check out today’s bronze medalists, below. (Visit soon to meet the weirder and weirdest standing on the podium.)
And so to the bronze medalists, numbers 30-21 in the Google Medals 2007:
concrete toadstools
sore lips clan
the objective of rove live
a modest splat
the world’s smelliest socks
dutch eelmen
what to eat waiting for dentures
toxic pout
aboriginal dictionary karma
Has you blog been found by some outrageous keywords? Or maybe you can confess to one of these esoteric terms - and tell us how your quest was resolved. We’re all dying to know.