Modern Maladies - TUNICA ALBUGINEA TRAUMATICA
TUNICA ALBUGINEA TRAUMATICA – Most commonly known by its lay term, Hoover Harvey, this acute infliction of the penis is largely confined to experimental youths who nurse an inordinate belief that inserting the corpus spongiosum of their intromittent organ into a domestic suction tube will derive long-term benefits for themselves and future coital participants.
Local chafing and attendant dust bunnies should trip a GP’s alarms in the likeihood of the patient presenting an elaborate pretext as to how the contusions were otherwise incurred. Best to supply the sufferer with a mild cortisone cream and a cautionary tale about the Sanyo Bagless SC-500.