Archive for March, 2006

To Di For

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Young English bride, Olivia Hennessy falls for the charms of pearling master, Captain Tyndall….
If you smell the plot of a romance novel, your nose is acute. Bodice-ripping queen, Di Morrissey wrote The Tears of the Moon, a girl-and-pearl bonanza based in Broome (WA). She later went on to write an eerie Kimberley quest named the [...]

Eminent Tenant

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

During WW2, Kylie Tennant, the novelist behind The Battlers, tenanted a hut near Indian Head, northeast of Taree, NSW.
Her bushman husband, Ernie Metcalfe fashioned the writer’s retreat from swamp mahogany slabs. He built it well too, as the retreat still stands, sixty years on.
As a child, Tennant changed her name from Kathless to Kylie as [...]

Man Buries Dog

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Sally was dead. Squashed by a truck, the three-year-old dog lay flat as a strap on the Great Eastern Highway, 5kms west of Kalgoorlie, WA. This was September, 1999.
The animal’s pulse was undetectable. The pit bull’s owner, Les Trumper, hoping to hitch to Perth that night, had no choice but to dig a hole and [...]

Great Scott

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Minus 5 is both a temperature, and an expression of cool. The novelty vodka bar has set up shop in Sydney’s Circular Quay, occupying the old Aqua Luna site opposite the ferries. With one big difference: the aqua has been frozen into an icescape.
Ice stools. Ice windows. Ice sofas. Even the esoteric shooters come chilled [...]

Mermaid Tree

Saturday, March 18th, 2006

Phillip Parker King is the less fancied of our explorers for some reason. (Mind you, the same bloke did score a portrait on the 2-quid stamp back in 1963.) Anyway, here’s a fellow who charted the Kimberley coast in 1819, anywhere that Flinders missed, dealing with crocodiles, riptides and shell-shocked Aborigines along the way.
Clues to [...]

Take with a Grain of Salt

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Stir one teaspoon of vanilla essence into a cupful of mashed potato, add a pat of butter, sift in a few cups of icing sugar, a tablespoon of cocoa and you may come close to making Mad Murphy’s famous Potato Coconut Roughs.
The recipe’s one of several spud snacks that Val (aka Mad) Murphy offers on [...]

Rattling Chains

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

And for those who missed an earlier comment, posted by Allan the Hearse Whisperer, a maven of morbid tourism:
“…I saw the article in the Sydney Morning Herald where you have listed the Langtrees brothel tour in Kalgoorlie as “our only brothel tour.
“Actually as part of the Weird Sydney Ghost and History Tour, we have been [...]

Big Red

Friday, March 10th, 2006

In 1999, while touring Australia on a lecture tour, Mikhail Gorbachev had a free day up his sleeve.
Minders suggested the former head of Russia ought to visit the Blue Mountains, or Bondi Beach or the Opera House. Even Rene Rivkin – a flamboyant stockbroker – offered the Red-Head a run in his opulent cruiser.
Nyet, [...]

Epicure XI

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

This week we’re running two offbeat entries from BYPASS – THE STORY OF A ROAD [Picador2004], the soulful travelogue of Michael McGirr who thought cycling down the Hume Highway made good sense.
One evening, wheeling into Holbrook, the “submarine” town 50kms northeast of Albury, McGirr headed to the pub for tea:
‘The Riverina Hotel in Holbrook… is [...]

Daring Man

Monday, March 6th, 2006

MANDARING, WA – Jesus of Nazareth turned water into wine. Charles Yelverton O’Connor made water run uphill.
Necessity, as usual, mothered invention. CY O’Connor had been head-hunted in the late 1800s by WA burghers to bring water to the goldfields of Kalgoorlie. Trouble was, the golden mile was 600 kays inland, with the most reliable water [...]